"I raced at this [insert name here] TT. Shaved 3 seconds off my time & seventh in my age group!"
"Why that's an awesome result, [insert name of other person here]! ....Just curious, how many people raced in your age group?"
Do you suck as a bike rider? Want to sugar coat the real results?
Pull the age group card! There's an age group result for everyone!
Use today! Hurry..before another sucker beats you to it!
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